PODCASTS

  • Super Hero Chicken Fest
  • whitenoiseLIVE
  • Interdimensional Roadtrip
  • White Noise {a podcast}

Super Hero Chicken Fest - 2 Episodes

Kyle, Ian, Rachel, and Allison share unpopular opinions on writing and visual storytelling using mostly superhero movies as examples. Occasionally, we touch on other films, tv shows, video games, and web series, and generally try to keep a positive outlook on all of them. Have suggestions for topics? Email us at contact@doormonster.tv!

whitenoiseLIVE - 15 Episodes

Returning to our original lack of form, whitenoiseLIVE is just like White Noise but less dead! We stream on our Youtube channel once a week, usually on Friday evening or Saturday morning, and video versions of each episode are then saved to a playlist. And if you prefer audio only, you're in the right place! New features include slightly better audio quality than the first episode we ever recorded, more than three recurring hosts, guests from other Youtube channels and dark corners of the internet, direct interaction with the audience, and the mystical concept known as a "consistent recording schedule."

Interdimensional Roadtrip - 7 Episodes

One day, while travelling to East Texas, the White Lightning HQ crew awakened the vengeful artificial intelligence of the GPS unit known as Delilah and were transported to another realm so similar to our own that it probably was, except it was super weird. As it turns out, the combination of being trapped in a moving vehicle for an hour and the constant threat of murder by a cold, unfeeling machine makes for some great podcasting. These episodes are infrequent, as they require a roadtrip to record, but since each recording may be our last, we pack in as much entertainment as possible!

White Noise {a podcast} - 25 Episodes

WARNING: These podcasts are old and bad. If you choose to proceed, you do so at your own risk - expect poor audio quality and much younger, crappier versions of the people you know and love. Any views or opinions expressed in these episodes were held while in high school, and should not be considered valid. That said, they also contain commentary on the early days of White Lightning HQ, our time of semi-relevancy on Newgrounds, our experiences in high school and college, and a variety of goofy and generally useless topics. If nothing else, it's a great record of one production group's struggle to become somewhat professional.

Episode 15

Episode 15: The Month of July

August 24, 2016

Kyle and Ian recap the things that happened since the last episode, including several videos and a roadtrip to Colorado.

Episode 14

Episode 14: Nerd Conventions

June 15, 2016

Kyle and Ricky talk about their experiences with comic cons and such.

Episode 13

Episode 13: An Evening at the Theatre

June 1, 2016

Kyle, Ethan, and Ricky read comments from Magic Mugging and Just Wing It, discuss the state of the movie theater industry, explain to Kyle what Overwatch is, and talk about D&D some more.

Episode 12

Episode 12: The Important Part is Spider-Man

May 18, 2016

Kyle, Ian, and Rachel read community comments and talk about the recent Civilization 6 announcement, Halo: Online, and Captain America: Civil War.

Episode 11

Episode 11: VR & D&D

May 1, 2016

The Kyle and Ricky show is back! We read lots of comments, talk vaguely about how cool VR headsets are, and invite random people on the internet to join a Pathfinder campaign sometime.

Episode 10

Episode 10: Doctor Who

April 18, 2016

Ian, Kyle, and Ethan spend an hour talking about nothing but Doctor Who. Topics include why Doctor Who is good, why Doctor Who is bad, how Doctor Who can be both those things at the same time, and why Ethan doesn't care about any of it.

Episode 9

Episode 9: Back From Ireland

April 10, 2016

Ethan, Ricky, and Kyle talk about how bad Fantastic 4 is, answer lots of chat questions, and recap Kyle's recent visit to Ireland.

Episode 8

Episode 8: Live With James Bowman

March 19, 2016

Ricky and Kyle are joined by James Bowman, an animator from Newgrounds who is currently working on the Netflix-exclusive show Bojack Horseman. Topics include getting jobs in L.A., the different types of traffic in Texas, Pico Day, horror movies, and being pulled over by the police.

Episode 7

Episode 7: Upcoming Movies of 2016

March 12, 2016

Ian, Ricky, and Kyle go through a list of movies coming out this year, including Captain America: Civil War, 10 Cloverfield Lane, and Now You See Me 2.

Episode 6

Episode 6: The Kyle and Ricky Show

March 6, 2016

Kyle and Ricky chat about the new Ghostbusters trailer, Fuller House, airplanes, Kyle's upcoming trip to Ireland, and Deadpool!

Episode 5

Episode 5: Community Comments

February 27, 2016

Ian, Ethan, and Kyle answer some comments from previous videos and chat with the chat in between inane conversations about exercise, Counter/Intelligence, future projects, what it's like living in Texas, and Bob Ross.

Episode 4

Episode 4: Live With MakBot

February 20, 2016

Kyle talks to Nicholas Deary, an animator who started on Newgrounds and now regularly produces animated shorts on his Youtube channel. We go into detail about the history and current state of both sites, and speculate on where they may go in the future.

Episode 3

Episode 3: Live With Squire

February 13, 2016

Kyle and Ricky talk to Squire, a Youtube Gamer who specializes in playing War Thunder and other WWII vehicle combat games. Topics include running a gameplay channel, making a living on Youtube, English and Texan culture, and a truly inspiring story of adventure from Kyle's time playing Shadow of Mordor.

Episode 2

Episode 2: Reid Watches Jimmy Neutron

February 6, 2016

Kyle and Ethan talk about cartoons from their childhood and Reid turns 20 LIVE ON THE AIR.

Episode 1

Episode 1: We're Doing This Again

January 30, 2016

Kyle, Ian, Rachel, and Ricky return in the 4th regeneration of White Noise to talk about video games, unconventional story endings, and only the tiniest bit of Doctor Who.

Episode 7

Episode 7: Scarborough Fair - Year 4

May 6, 2017

Kyle, Ian, Rachel, and Allison return from year 4 of visiting the Scarborough Renaissance Fair in Waxahachie, complete with top-notch costumes, some fan recognition, and soap. Next stop, TRF!

Episode 6

Episode 6: ComicPalooza

June 20, 2016

Kyle, Ian, Rachel, and Devlin make the late-night trek through Middle of Nowhere, Texas after attending the 2016 ComicPalooza in Houston. Delilah is nowhere to be found, but with everyone severely sleep-deprived, will our heroes make it to the other side??

Episode 5

Episode 5: Scarborough Fair - Year 3

April 20, 2015

Kyle, Ethan, Ian, and Rachel recap their third year of visiting the Scarborough Renaissance Fair. At one point, Delilah attempts suicide.

Episode 4

Episode 4: I Would Understand

April 19, 2015

On their way to this year's ren fair, Kyle, Ethan, Ian, and Rachel point out weird billboards, reference pop music from the early 2000s, and discuss their thoughts on future projects.

Episode 3

Episode 3: Scarborough Fair - Year 2

April 20, 2014

Kyle, Reid, Ethan, and Ian share their experiences from the second year of visiting the Scarborough Fair as Delilah pointlessly attempts to guide them home through heavy traffic.

Episode 2

Episode 2: Scarborough Fair - Year 1

May 18, 2013

Kyle, Reid, and Jon describe their first day visiting a renaissance fair to Ian after picking him up from a Dallas bus station, and the now-senile Delilah attempts to keep them from leaving. Ever.

Episode 1

Episode 1: Delilah

July 5, 2012

Kyle, Ian, and Ricky go on a spontaneous road trip to Lockhart, Texas to meet youtubers Rhett and Link, but things take a turn for the worse when their GPS unit decides to murder them instead.

Episode 26

Episode 26: Hitler Tattoos

April 22, 2013

We return for what would have been "season 2" of our lovely show after encountering an avid Nazi supporter!

Also:
- Horrendous alcoholic beverages
- The Sandbar Update
- Stuff We Hate This Week: The Wallflower Effect, Stephen Moffat, and Youtube

Episode 25

Episode 25: Fun With Stereotypes

June 26, 2012

Josiah Brooks (JAZZA) joins us to talk about his recent projects.

Also:
- The life cycles of TV and movie characters
- The Sandbar Update
- We make generic stereotypes about each others' countries
- Best and Worst - Teacher

Episode 24

Episode 24: Netflix VS Everything

May 22, 2012

James Bowman, AKA DonkeysBazooka, joins us as we talk about Netflix's "competition."

Also:
- Facebook cover photos
- The Sandbar Update
- The Best and the Worst
- Stuff We Hate This Week

Episode 23

Episode 23: Pico Day

May 14, 2012

In this special, extra-long episode of White Noise, we recap the 2012 Newgrounds Pico Day party!

Also:
- That's it

Episode 22

Episode 22: Fine Dining

May 2, 2012

Learn repulsively delicious recipes made possible only by the budget of a college student!

Also:
- A brief review of Texas restaurants
- Newgrounds: The Forsaken City
- The Sandbar Update
- Ian Conn's Word of the Day

Episode 21

Episode 21: Surfboard Table With Candle

April 12, 2012

Kyle, Ethan, and Ricky explain Newgrounds holidays, discuss questions from YouRather.com, and say goodbye to the legendary Edd Gould.

Also:
- How much money Youtube stars make
- The Sandbar Update
- Our favorite memes
- Stuff We Hate This Week

Episode 20

Episode 20: Turkish Star Wars and Goggle Dragons

March 27, 2012

Ricky Linn joins us for a new episode to reminisce about past projects!

Also:
- Star Wars ripoffs from around the world!
- The Sandbar Update
- Questions from BurntL
- A song by JP De Ovando

Episode 19

Episode 19: All's Fair in Games and War

March 19, 2012

We rant about Sonic Team and other video game topics.

Also:
- The Sandbar Update
- The War Report: whitelightningkyle

Episode 18

Episode 18: Great Works of Literature

March 12, 2012

Ian, Ethan, and Kyle review school-assigned literary classics.

Also:
- We calculate our Star Wars names
- The Sandbar Update
- The plumber story
- A music video is born!

Episode 17

Episode 17: Paraplego

March 5, 2012

We again switch to a new episode format, specifically shorter and more frequent.

Also:
- We await Half Life 2: Episode 3
- 'No Service' was a big success!
- The Sandbar Update
- Story Time: Our trip to Lake Hawkins

Episode 16

Episode 16: The One with No Ian (Just Kidding)

January 23, 2012

Ethan signs on as our new, full-time cohost as we transition to our new(er) format! Oh, Jefferey's there too.

Also:
- We babble incoherently
- I finish up animating "No Service" while recording
- Stuff We Hate This Week
- BONUS CLIP at the end!

Episode 15

Episode 15: Ian Plays the Bagpipes

December 23, 2011

Ethan rejoins us for the last episode of 2011!

Also:
- We check in on the Sandbar
- The first installment of Jefferey Explains Theoretical Physics
- Kyle reads a list of translation fails
- We attempt an improv skit...

Episode 14

Episode 14: Jeremiah, the Bullfrog

September 26, 2011

Ethan Gelinas joins us for another guest episode in the return from our one-month hiatus.

Also:
- We review our recent video releases
- Ian and Kyle look back on the filming of "Mr. Johnson," our Portal 2 video
- Stuff We Hate This Week

Episode 13

Episode 13: Frivolo City

June 30, 2011

In the last of Ricky's three episodes, we've finally burnt ourselves out and return to something resembling proper episode structure.

Also:

- The Sandbar returns!
- Ian presents his word of the day
- We rage at technology and its packaging

Episode 12

Episode 12: Half-Life and Horror Films

June 30, 2011

Kyle, Ian, and Ricky discuss some darker topics than they usually do.

Also:
- Kyle describes his Colorado trip
- Kyle explains his experience playing Half-Life
- Ricky and Ian discuss their opinions of horror films

Episode 11

Episode 11: Ghost Chilies

June 25, 2011

Ricky Linn joins us for the first installment of our return-to-podcasting-and-sub-par-audio-quality trilogy.

Also:
- Ian and Ricky review the spiciest foods in their respective college towns
- We discuss the filming of Gary the Misanthrope
- Kyle gives updates on future projects

Episode 10

Episode 10: Seeds of a Podcast

June 21, 2011

Jon has left for basic training, and as a tribute to him, we have traveled back in time and recorded a crucial Skype call from June, 2009.

Important events include:
- Jon solders a microphone together
- We discover The Sandbar
- Ian attempts to humiliate people on Halo: Combat Evolved

Episode 9

Episode 9: The Short One with the Guitar

May 17, 2011

We go over our current projects in this update episode which is both delayed and short...sorry guys. We'll do better next time.

Also:
- We mercilessly beat Jon with a guitar
- We're in the same room for once
- And uh...that's it

Episode 7

Episode 7: Equicide

April 27, 2011

Ian, followed by Kyle and Jon, confronts the issue of Chaos Pony mimicking his segment ideas.

Also:
- Jon presents a new challenge
- White Noise Wants You to bring back The Sandbar Update
- Stuff We Hate This Week
- A brief review of Portal 2

Episode 6

Episode 6: So Much Hate

April 13, 2011

Kyle, Ian, and Jon seem to be harboring some general resentment as they discuss the podcast's recent success on iTunes and answer fan questions.

Also:
- A recap of Robert Benfer's SXSW event
- Shooting the Air Soft teaser
- "By And By" by Aaron Reyes
- Stuff We Hate This Week (see?)

Episode 5

Episode 5: New and Improved

March 29, 2011

White Noise adopts a new, professional layout, and Jon suffers from the consequences of his Wikipedia challenge!

Also:
- Angry rants at Chaos Pony
- Ian Conn's Word of the Day: Snifty
- Kyle's progress with Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
- Storytime Corner: Kyle's San Francisco Vacation

Episode 4

Episode 4: The Jefferey

March 29, 2011

In this delightful step backward, Ian and Kyle make up for Jon's absence by connecting to the legendary Jefferey through his Tennessee-based cell phone. Oh, the pain. There's also some movie reviews.

Episode 3

Episode 3: Duke Nukem and Kansian Hurricanes

March 29, 2011

Recovering from pre-recording technology issues, we mourn the loss of internet celebrities, give our opinions of The Duke and his Nukemness, and top it all of with a Sandbar special feature.

Episode 2

Episode 2: Spider-Man is Weird

March 29, 2011

We return after another 7-month hiatus, complete with better audio quality, a review of Kyle's recent videos, stories of New York City, opinions on Lost, challenges from Ian and Jon, and a snifty quiz game!

Episode 1

Episode 1: Hey Look a Podcast

March 29, 2011

After 512 years of anticipation, it's the first episode of White Noise! In this episode we introduce ourselves, give the first live report on the Sandbar, share our favorite video games, and generally babble incoherently for the good part of an hour.

Listen on iTunes!